How often have you had difficulty remembering the night before because of your addiction?
a. Never
b. Just that time in Vegas after the big convention, but I swear I’ll never do that again!
c. Uh. Lemme check my Internet history and my Sent Items. What did you want to know?

Has a friend, relative, or doctor suggested you cut down?
a. No
b. Yes, but I emailed her and now we’re friends again
c. Well, I took him off my Contacts database and out of my Five.

Have you ever felt guilty after using your PDA?
a. No, not really.
b. Almost, but then I noticed the teacher kept hers in her lap during our parent-teacher conference, too.
c. Only that time my sister found me with it in the ladies’ room at her wedding. Twice.
d. Who gave you my BlackBerry Addict chat room name?