 Doctors will create a vaccine for moaning and whining.
If they can figure out a way to protect us from things like chicken pox and the flu, why not eradicate the two things that seem to sicken parents on a daily basis?
Scientists will create a magnetic microchip that will instantly plop your child’s posterior into their car seat.
Think about all the time you waste begging, bargaining and bribing your children to sit in their car seats. How great would it be to have a little magnetic device in your baby’s butt that instantly seals them safely in their seat the moment they get in the car?
Our kids will be content to wear exactly what we pick out for them for school.
We know you’ve been there. You’ve got 20 minutes to throw the kids into their school clothes and you find yourself rummaging through fifteen pairs of pants that they refuse to wear because each one doesn’t quite fit to their specifications. Then, after you attempt to put on their socks, they complain about the seam in the front tugging at their pinky toe. Enough of this Princess/Prince and the Pea mentality. Wear what we tell you to wear or you can prance into preschool in your Scooby Doo pajamas.
What would your dream services and inventions be?
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 c. 2008, Beth Feldman and Yvette Manessis Corporon
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By day, Beth Feldman and Yvette Manessis Corporon are a dynamic duo working in television and PR. By night, with dishwashers loaded and kids tucked in, they’re the co-creators of Role Mommy -- a company, mindset and website committed to maternal camaraderie, support and humor. Beth and Yvette take their encouraging message to the masses via television, the web, by hosting “Working Mother Workshops” and through their book, Peeing in Peace.
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