Somehow, this tricked-out maternity T-shirt from Uber Goober Designs really does it for me:

The idea of that sexy – and oh-so-sexist – mudflap girl with a big ol’ baby belly just makes me laugh! What’s next? Baby showers at the Playboy Mansion? Nursing bras with tassels? Biker babes with baby bumps?

XOXO

Eliza

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