Never fear! Check out the new issue of Rolling Stone.
Nothing warms a mama's heart quite like seeing the names of her children tattoo-ed over their Daddy's heart.
Puuuuu-rrrr---rr----rr. Nicely done, Vanessa.

I'm not one to kiss (or rather, dream of kissing) and tell, but I met Captain Jack himself at a playgroup once, along with his adorable son. It was the best day of my life... apart from my wedding day and the day Ben was born, of course.

 Oh, who am I kidding?

 It was the best day ever ;)

Eliza! Your discretion is ASTOUNDING!
How did you not spring this little snippet sooner?
(Okay, I'll grant you slack as I likely wasn't a candidate for playgroup attendance at the time...)

A galpal yesterday told me (as I was pining over the RS cover) that she read Monsieur Depp donated 2M this week to the hospital that treated his daughter during that horrifying E. coli scare they had last year. 'Tis true. (You don't have to tell me twice to do a search on the man!)

And for future reference, if that playgroup ever reunites and would like some precious, well-behaved twins added to the mix, you know how to find me!

Does not Dear Johnny's philanthropy make us love him even more?

As for my famous "friend," alas, it was a one-time thing. He was in town filming a movie, and joined our local group to get in some precious quality time with his delightful little Jack. Gal-pal Vanessa stood in the following few weeks, and then they all simply disappeared back into the starry ether...