What with all of these leaps and bounds in the tech realm, one's gotta wonder: what's to become of such seemingly soon-to-be-obsolete objects like, say, watches? Wristbound timepieces may have clenched the category for aesthetic return, save for perhaps the iPhone, but single-tasking mechanisms...

YOWZA! Those are some fantastic Father's Day prizes! On the off-chance that we haven't already been declared ineligible, I'm going to ponder our perfect pop, and get back with you!