Whenever I invoke the epitome of someone on whom a tattoo -- or a whole slew of 'em -- would never, ever, ever in a bazillion years look anything but ... gorgeous, it's Angelina. Now, I know not why body art of the permaink-stamp sort can convey with such class on some, whereas, on others, it...

Never fear! Check out the new issue of R olling Stone . Nothing warms a mama's heart quite like seeing the names of her children tattoo-ed over their Daddy's heart. Puuuuu-rrrr---rr----rr. Nicely done, Vanessa. That Sweeney's no meanie!